• RagnarokOnline@programming.dev
    16·
    3 months ago

    I would go on long nighttime walks on the nature trails near my home.

    1. I wouldn’t mind the bugs because I’m a tiger.
    2. I wouldn’t get tired or sweaty because I’m a tiger.
    3. I wouldn’t be arrested for walking on the trails at night because I’m invisible.
    4. The hobos who live on the trails wouldn’t be able to see me because I’m a tiger and I’m very stealthy.
  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
    9·
    3 months ago

    Poop in shoes.

    Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.

      • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
        8·
        3 months ago

        There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility

        The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.

        Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.

        Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.

        Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.

  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    9·
    3 months ago

    I would travel a looong way on foot to Helsinki and the parliament house. Then I would attack and devour Petteri Orpo (our prime minister) and Riikka Purra (our minister of finance).

  • solrize@lemmy.ml
    8·
    3 months ago

    Tiger? No idea. Leopard though, lots of yummy faces out there that need eating.

  • NutWrench@lemmy.mlEnglish
    7·
    3 months ago

    Would I have just a regular tiger brain while I was invisible, or would I be a smart tiger?