It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
I don’t, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
Hmm possibly? But I haven’t had the drawer be tough to open recently.
Got caught in the drawer.
Ooo, ooo, I know this one—carbon dioxide!
Monoxide
Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
You’re standing over ground water and should drill a well there
That must be one helluva water source to get it to cross fork tines.
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.
A Vulcan 🖖
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
The forky bandit?
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Italian fork?
Uri Geller. Run.
I cast James Randi.
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
May the fork be with him.
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
Don’t have a dishwasher.
