• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    edit-2
    1 day ago

    My red and green this Christmas is fat sweet cherry tomatoes ripening in the sun on my balcony. I would love a little rain to ease the fire danger in the hills, but I had all the snow I need for life during college. It’s funny the snowy people who said they can’t even fathom green, if it weren’t white it would be brown, they’re right about their reality but you asked for a dream. I’m living the dream.

    The other nice thing about being in Los Angeles at Christmas is that it’s quiet and there’s very little traffic, because so many people rushed off to visit the snow, either local skiing or far away.

          • megane-kun@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 day ago

            I overthought this and wondered if a 48" thing can really go all the way in, but I was surprised to know that “The average erect penis is longer than the average vagina. ” and that it’s not really possible to ‘break through’ the cervix and go further.

            Even ignoring girth, it’d probably be very painful for her (without training, I suppose) if someone just rams their 40" into her.

            • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              1 day ago

              I mean even if it was 48" in total yearly, that’d be 8 6-inchers or 9 5-inchers. I’d be fine with that :p

              • megane-kun@lemm.ee
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                edit-2
                1 day ago

                And I forgot that large loads can go by the back entrance. XD

                It’s probably has enough to accommodate 48" (with enough training), or even more.

  • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    2 days ago

    If it’s not snowing, it’s still not green. It’s just grey. Grey is worse because at least the snow is pretty.

      • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 hours ago

        I figured it was more about fresh snow. :) fresh snow in the city is at least white, and pretty in a … Chaotic sense.

  • onoki@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    2 days ago

    I live in a northern country with cold winters. The alternative to “white Christmas” is really an icy or wet Christmas. Green would not even cross my mind.

    And certainly I prefer snow over sleet or black ice on the roads.

    • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      18 hours ago

      i mean, australia we have summer christmas and it’s kinda amazing… new years and christmas parties and festivals outside are amazing

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    2 days ago

    Depends on the person. It sometimes gets into the negative double digits F where I live. Its forecasted to snow around Christmas and I’m hyped as fuck.

    • Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 days ago

      I used to live further North and I miss the snow. We still get some here, but it typically melts off within a week or two.

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    I spent Christmas one time in Australia. It was surreal. I don’t think I’d ever get used to that, so, not me.

    • 🐋 Color 🍁 ♀@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 days ago

      I often wonder if people who live in Australia feel a similar way considering how Christmas time is typically depicted.

      • postnataldrip@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        2 days ago

        Aussie here, to me xmas = summer time. Xmas movies always felt irrelevant, and the idea of Santa wearing all his gear is mental when it’s often 40C+ and humid af.

        Being cold would feel alien that time of year, even more so if it snowed because that doesn’t happen in 99% of the country regardless of the time of year.

        • ryan213@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 day ago

          Lol yup, total opposite! Plus the prevalence of North American/Hollywood movies/shows usually depict snowy Christmas.

        • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          18 hours ago

          also i’ve told some US friends about my new years plans: outdoors, festival, parties kinda thing… they’re blown away by how amazing it sounds for this particular period

          • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            17 hours ago

            Yeah. Sitting by the pool in 25c watching the kids have a swim

            I did spend 10 years in northern England from 2000 and a cold possibly white Christmas took ages to get used to

            • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              15 hours ago

              actually the closest thing i think we could probably say to americans is: our christmas is like 4th of july… but it’s the whole christmas and new years… we get 4th of july holiday for a whole month or more

  • untorquer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    24 hours ago

    Never. Christmas time should be cold af, dark for most if not all of the day, and in deep snow.

  • Victor@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    5 hours ago

    I live in the north of Sweden. I always hope for a white Christmas. If there’s no snow, it’s so dark, and gloomy. A few hours of sunlight in a day. No snow usually means it’s cold enough for rain and a little bit of snow, but also warm enough to melt it to turn it into slush.

    So definitely, we always hope for a crisp, snowy Christmas. Every year. More opportunities for outdoor activities then, too.

  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 days ago

    Im not in a “cold” climate, but its the pacific northwest. It gets chilly this time of year. People still dream of white Christmases. Its the idealized Christmas.

    • Pandemanium@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      I’m surrounded by pine trees, blackberry bushes, and ivy. Christmas looks pretty green to me!